Brewing Stand
Verse 1: My name is Dennis and I sing with delight, because my hair is as short as my height. I go to school and I say that I'm a pog, but really my brain is one of a frog. I get bullied in minecraft and cry into my tissue, but all I can say is skill issue I get C's in school, while I eat cheese, and all I can do is spread the monkey disease I think I'm funny, saying i’m sus But In fact, im demented on the school bus Dennis (dennis.. dennis…..)
Chorus: MY NAME IS DENNIS (dennis) AND I’M NOT POG (pog) I’M SO WEAK, I CAN’T Lift a log (i'm not pog) (not pog) My knees are even weaker than a bees, and I can't even lift my own keys. I come home and I live in the basement, the only reason i'm here is cause of a displacement I try to act cool by wearing my monkey mask, but what we say is: who asked (who asked) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Verse 2: (rap) (fast) I've given up on humanity, i'm already in humility My name is dennis and i love to eat But I'm so fat I do it on repeat. I come to school by myself every day, And I need to ask my friend to show me da wae. I try to play minecraft while eating tangerines, but my skills are really obscene. I've already lost my own sanity Because my midlife crisis makes me talk with profanity.
Chorus: (fading away)
MY NAME IS DENNIS (dennis) AND I’M NOT POG (pog) I’M SO WEAK, I CAN’T Lift a log (i'm not pog) (not pog)
My knees are even weaker than a bees, and I can't even lift my own keys.
I come home and I live in the basement, the only reason i'm here is because of a displacement
I try to act cool by wearing my monkey mask, but what we say is: who asked (who asked)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We have made it to the end and we hope you learned, that for me and you should have no concern.